The last two weeks of skating have just been so-so. Asi asi. Comme ci comme ca. Still fun, but lacking that je ne sais quoi. But this week, that quoi came back, in the form of backwards crossovers! A challenge always makes things more fun. Also, the instructor, who is 21 years young, was on GLEE tonight, as one of the skaters. If you see the skating scene, that was shot at Moonlight, where I skate. Awesome.
Robert shouted my name from across the rink tonight. I was taken aback, thinking no one I knew was going to show up. Turns out, he just has a very good memory. I said hello back, and then we chatted as though we were old friends, instead of strangers who just are very good at remembering each other's names. He also gives me little tips on the rink, like "bend your knees more" and "shake your bootay." That last one makes me blush, because I try to do it and like in hip hop dance classes: my hips don't lie, they just don't move that way.
Also there are these old men there that show up every week. Often times there'll be fresh meat there: young pretty girls who are skating for the first time since grade school, dressed in short shorts and knee highs, more interested in how they look while skating, than how they actually skate. (I call them amateurs.) I'll notice the old men give these pyt's (pretty young thangs) tips and mini lessons, hold their hands for balance as they try to backwards skate, etc. I haven't found it pervy really (not yet at least), more like old men wanting the attention of pyts, but who wouldn't want that. Except tonight I suddenly realized, these old men never tried to teach me a thing or two or tried to hold my hand!! I've been going there for weeks! They recognize me by now. But none of them have approached me! Even when I was just starting out. Sigh. So then I realized I am not a pyt, was mentally mildly offended, and continued to skate backwards with my butt sticking out. Must be the duck resemblance...
But I just have to remember that, my handsome italian gay boyfriend at work proposed proposing today during lunch. When we got our fortune cookies, he said, the cookie will tell us what to do. Guess what his cookie said? "Keep your plans a secret for now." Whoa whoa. Crazy cookies. He suggested that "we can get married and live by the beach!" That way he could stay in the country, we could make beautiful babies, and I requested two goats. But then while I was skating I realized that if I was pregnant I wouldn't be able to skate for like 9 months. So I think we all know where this is going. I had to inform him via text that the deal was off. So the world is deprived of our inevitable beautiful babies. So I don't get my goats. But I get to skate!
~Szuicide.
PS: To all you negative nellies: for your information, I did go to derby TWICE. I fell on my ass. I skated the bank track. I slid on my knees. I sweated in other people's gross sweaty loaner gear. So yes I will give myself a skate name. And besides, you're suppose to say that once you get a kickass name, it is the gateway to the beginning of derby. I guess you negative nellies didn't get that memo. Forgiven.
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