Hello...everyone.
My name is Szu-Hua...
...and i'm addicted to wafers.
I would be what the specialists call, a "waferholic," a term given to those like me with a special predisposition to any wafer, or wafer-like substance. If you want to save yourself from this sick disease, do not attempt to come near me, for i will offer you this magical wafer, and soon, you too, will be under the powers of the wafer.
BEWARE OF THE WAFER. It will only cause you more harm than good.
Take my advice, and let me help you, help me help you.
That is all.
:-)