Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Goodbye Ace, Hello Chris!

Dear Ace,
It was either me or the hair, and it seems as though you've decided on your hair...so I'm moving on- with the baldy.

Regards,
SH

Dear Katherine,
You're beautiful. We're practically neighbors! Let's do lunch.

Best Wishes,
SH

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about the creepy staring thing?!

SW said...

It's not a creepy staring thing...he's just trying communicate with his eyes. His stares are his way of saying "come hither, my love, look into my eyes and pick up the phone and vote for me."

After all, it's not like he can say all that while he sings, right?

It's like that time Screech was able to get that subliminal message onto that tape he gave to Lisa, so that she would fall in love with him. Well, Lisa fell for it until she found out. It's the same thing now, except, you're Lisa, and you've just found the subliminal message.

Congratulations!