I finally got a keyboard! All this talk of wanting a keyboard, and suddenly Merlin has one he wants to give away! Crazy eh? I now have a little instrumental section in my room now, with Kilroy, V, my harmonica, and my new keyboard! It's just what i've always wanted.

So did you know you can google your name and find all sorts of crazy information about yourself, or people who have the same name as you? Like this blog. People can find my blog by just googling my name. Is that crazy or what? So after gathering this new information, i have come to the conclusion that my reader audience may have just been bumped up from 2 to 5.5! (I count some people as halves only because i'm sure people see all my long blog entries and just end up skimming my blogs, cause really, i would too if i were you. ahem, bruckner. )

Since its already been a few days since my last stupid blunder, you're probably thinking, SH is due for one soon. Well you are right. Today i fell off the curb. I was holding a box (which wasn't gigantic, but it was still a good size) on my way to fedex, and when i saw the fedex truck, i must've gotten a bit too excited because all of a sudden, the ground and my ankle quickly made friends as i, yes, fell off the rather high curb. and, like always, this was done in front of a line of cars, waiting to turn in front of me. if only i had these kinds of audiences when i tell my jokes. i could be a touring comedian by now. the next ma-ga-let cho. but alas, my jokes aren't as funny as my blunders, which is hard to believe, I KNOW. so stay tuned, i'm sure another blunder is on its way.

Boy, if i could be a combination of Al Green and Sting, i'd be so hot i wouldn't know what to do with my hotness. Mmm...yum. Al Green and Queen both have a song that is equivalent to my national anthem (um...if i were a nation that is...the great nation of SH...cause this is MY united states of whatever). If you can guess what they are, you'll win my Balance Bar that is currently sitting on my desk! It's not just any balance bar. It's a Balance GOLD!! And its rocky road! Dood, i know what the songs are, i should just eat the bar myself. But no...i'll give you people out there a shot. email me with your guesses. 15 grams of protein are at stake here.

peace out.