And now, a childhood rendition...

Miss suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding ding!)
Miss suzy went to heaven
Her steamboat went to HELL
O operator, please give me number nine
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from BEHIND
the fridgerator
there laid a piece of glass
miss suzy sat upon it,
and broke her little little ASS
K me no more questions
and tell me no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their FLIES
are in the city
the bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend
Are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, Dark Dark Dark!

Ta da!
Thank you.