Ok, ok. So i lied. That last one wasn't my 300th, this post is my 300th. But hey, nothing wrong with celebrating twice right?

Boy, do i know how to call the shots. A week after my kabbalah blog, i'm sitting there watching TV, and what do they talk about on Will and Grace? No, not my blog. Kabbalah! Does that mean i'm as cool as the characters portrayed on that show? Boy...i wish.

I lost a lunchtime game of poker today within 15 min. Dammit! Next time i gotta at least hold out for 20 min. And damn that velasquez for taking all my money. He was like some school bully taking all my lunchtime poker money. Except instead of trashcanning me or holding me upside down over the toilet and shaking me til my money fell out of my pockets, he made me go all in. But to be fair Bruckner (I know you're always out for my quarters), I have stayed in much longer in the past, its just that we played a fast lightning round game that only lasted an hour, and that threw my game off. But if we're talking about the relative ratio of my playing time to overall gameplay period compared to previous games played, i think i did ok. (And btw: which accent of mine are you referring to? The Irish, or that of Eliza Doolittle's cockney in My Fair Lady?)

Dang, i'm always talking about math. Ratios here and there, math in food, math everywhere. You would think i did better in math classes by the way i talk math. And boy can i talk math. The sum of the squares of the...

nevermind.

Ok, so i never post pictures up for good reason. And now, here are...

Top 5 reasons why SH never posts pictures on her blog, in no particular order:
1. People should use their imagination.
2. I don't have a digital camera.
3. It adds a little mystery to my blog.
4. I'm lazy.
5. It gives me a reason to blog about why i don't post pictures up on my blog, thus allowing me to make yet another top 5 list to add to my list of top 5 lists.

But now i'm going to break all the rules. The Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow premiered across the street the other day. As i sat in a meeting in the conference room, i witness the birth of a giant 50ft robot right outside the window. It was like a scene from a movie where people are sitting in a conference room talking seriously and only the audience notices that outside the window, a huge gi-normous robot is growing bigger and bigger, about to attack. Except only this time, I was the audience who noticed the huge robot outside the window. Ok, so maybe there isn't a movie like that (if so, please let me know!), but thats what it seemed like as I sat there. It was one of the coolest things they've done out there on that street. So i just have to share.

Robots Attack Hollywood!

That would be cool if just for that day, I was Yoshimi. Then i would bypass all the security and take on those robots single handedly. Cause if i was yoshimi, i'd have a black belt in karate. And yes, i would let them robots eat you. And laugh a hearty laugh, loudly.

Wahahaha.
Yoshimi.